Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, compassion, compassionless, Cruel, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, Heartless, Humanity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Kindness, Minecraft, Politics, prejudice, racism, smp, society, Stereotypes, united states, Vile

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Votes:	2345	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Realm of Discovery 1.20.2

/hlgg/, 1.20.2, agree, Community, content creators, discovery, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, Gaming, holoEN, hololive english, online personalities, Opinions, pickmes, rankings, Realm, Results, streaming, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2950	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s where all the HoloEN pickmes hang out! Like, can you imagine being surrounded by the ultimate waifus of the virtual world? It’s like a dream come true, bro. Plus, you can totally argue with strangers about who the best girl is while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaotic fun! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBinders Minecraft Server

BlockyBinders, body image, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, chest binder, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dress fitting, emotional, friendship, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, self esteem, Server, SHAPEWEAR, social pressure, Support, Wedding, wedding day

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9043
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable fashion choices.

Experience the thrill of trying on virtual bridesmaid dresses, only to have the bride reject them because “it’s not how you wear it, sweetie.” Will you survive the emotional rollercoaster of trying to please a bride who is more insecure than a creeper in daylight?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to rock a chest binder in-game, because apparently that’s the key to making the bride feel less insecure. Feel the pain of squeezing your virtual DDs into a binder while questioning your life choices.

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you’ll question if you should even attend the big day or risk being labeled as the ultimate AH. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join now!

AnxietyCraft: No Judgement Zone

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, judgement, mental health, panic attack, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-preservation, setting limits, Social Interaction, Support, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	1650
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your friend’s bruised knee panic attack! Join us for a world of adventure, where the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, without the constant texts about minor injuries. We promise there will be no knee-related drama here, only epic quests and pixelated adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with your friend’s knee anxiety is more exhausting than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

CraftyPutinPeaceTalks

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinPeaceTalks, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, resolution, russia, summit, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!

Eggcellent Heart Saver Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol, diet, disease prevention, egg consumption, Eggcellent, eggs, findings, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, High cholesterol, Longevity, mortality, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk reduction, Saver, Server, study

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4530

yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna reduce your risk of dying from heart disease by 29%? well, do i have the server for you! on this epic minecraft server, we believe in the power of eggs. that’s right, eggs! eat between one and six eggs a week and watch your heart disease death risk plummet.

our players swear by the egg diet, even if they have high cholesterol levels. join us on this wild ride of egg-citement and see the incredible health benefits for yourself. who knew that the key to immortality was just a few eggs away?

so what are you waiting for? come join our egg-tastic server and start cracking those eggs for a healthier, happier life. and remember, on this server, we yolkingly take health seriously.

Regelia

armor, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Culinary, Diplomacy, Fairness, Farming, Fun, Geopolitics, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, Regelia, Roleplay, Server, SUPREME COURT, weapons

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Geopolitical Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Overview
Join a server where you can craft, create, and conquer in a world of Geopolitical Kingdoms. Claim lands, name your kingdom, and participate in a player-driven Supreme Court. Utilize custom addons for magic, knights, and farming to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/zKEUQ4gRKN. Follow the application process in the rules channel to start your adventure in Regelia.
Q: What roles can I take on in Regelia? A: You can be a Builder, creating castles and towns; a Politician, forming alliances or rivalries; a Judge, shaping server laws in the Supreme Court; or a Leader, assisting the server as a Moderator.
Q: Why should I join Regelia? A: Join to build your legacy, create player-driven stories, shape the community, and experience custom addons such as Epic Knights, A Magic Way, and Farmer’s Delight.
Q: How can I make a difference in Regelia? A: Apply to be a candidate for the Supreme Court to change server rules and enhance everyone’s experience. You can also apply to be a Moderator to help maintain fairness and fun.
Q: Is Regelia an inclusive server? A: Yes, Regelia is inclusive and collaborative, allowing all players to shape the server through their actions and decisions.

Free Country Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Apology, AUTHORITY, control, Country, Democracy, Expression, free, freedom, Government, injustice, Liberty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Oppression, Politics, protest, Rebellion, resistance, RIGHTS, rules, society, Speech, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can escape the sick, twisted world we live in.

On this server, you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. It’s like therapy for your brain, man.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet all sorts of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the real world. It’s time to get lost in this epic Minecraft adventure!

WeddingSwagCraft

dress code, fashion, fashion choices, formal wear, outfit choice, overdressed, passive aggressive behavior, social etiquette, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest attire etiquette, Wedding guest dress, wedding guest dress code, wedding guest fashion, Wedding guest outfit, wedding guest style, WeddingSwagCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	263
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can show off your fanciest pixelated attire and strut your stuff down the virtual aisle.

Don’t worry about being overdressed, because on this server, the more extravagant, the better! We want you to feel like a Minecraft princess in your silk bias-cut dress, just like Kiera Knightley in Atonement (minus the sash, of course).

But be warned, the bride might get jealous of your stunning outfit and start throwing passive-aggressive shade your way. Don’t let her rain on your virtual parade – show off that dress with pride and let the compliments roll in from your fellow blocky friends.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where drama unfolds over dress choices and where you can be the belle of the blocky ball. Who knew a virtual wedding could cause so much pixelated chaos? Join now and let the fun begin!

QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP

appointment process, confirmation hearings, confirmation process, confirmations, government appointments, government hearings, government positions, government procedures, government qualifications, judicial confirmations, judicial nominations, Minecraft, political appointments, political confirmations, political hearings, Political process, political qualifications, qualification requirements, QualiFRIEDChicken, senate confirmations, senate hearings, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8754
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AnonCraft: Exposing Blocks!

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, blocks, Corruption, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, Cyber Security, digital activism, digital rights, Exposing, government corruption, hacktivist group, Internet freedom, Justice, online activism, online anonymity, online privacy, transparency, Whistleblower

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of searching for anonymous and their elusive antics? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anonymous is actually a group of mischievous Endermen who are constantly exposing corruption in the form of stealing blocks from unsuspecting players’ builds! Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even join in on the fun by becoming an honorary member of the Enderman squad.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!

Sponge Clean Oil – Minecraft

clean, deep-sea organisms, deep-sea research, deep-sea sponge, Environmental Science, environmental technology, filter, innovative filtration, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine pollution, Minecraft, ocean cleanup, Oil, oil spill cleanup, oil spill remediation, oil spills, PHYSICS., pollution control, Sponge, sponge-inspired technology, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, water filtration

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1306	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

so, like, you ever wanted to be a deep-sea sponge cleaning up oil spills? well, now you can on our minecraft server! join us and be the hero the ocean needs. you’ll be swimming through virtual oil spills, soaking up all that gross stuff like a boss. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other sponges and have epic underwater battles. come on, don’t be a square, join us now and save the ocean!

LegendsCraft

Adventure, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, creative building, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Grief Prevention, legend, LegendsCraft, merchant, PvP, Ranks, Secure, Shop, Showcases, smp, Survival, Trade, warrior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

LegendsCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
SMP Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Community	Active and welcoming
Custom Features	Unique enchantments, powerful gear, themed crates
Economy	Player-driven with trading and shops
Events	PvP, boss battles, seasonal challenges
Security	Grief prevention for protected builds

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP address play.legendscraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, you can join the community Discord server here.

Q: Are there building competitions on the server?

A: Yes, LegendsCraft hosts MapArt contests and building competitions for players to showcase their creativity.

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has grief prevention tools in place to protect your builds, allowing you to focus on your adventure.

Q: Can I participate in PvP battles and events?

A: Yes, you can take on custom PvP arenas, powerful mobs, and seasonal challenges with exclusive rewards.

Infinite Adventure Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, Infinite, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 275858771, novel, plot twist, puzzling, Realms, secret, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending, unknown

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises at every turn. From rainbow-colored sheep to talking villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on the epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for buried loot for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NormNoMore Minecraft SMP

breaking boundaries, cultural expectations, Individuality, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormNoMore, personal freedom, smp, social conformity, social expectations, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal change, societal constraints, societal conventions, societal norms, societal norms eradication, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, traditional values, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, flying pigs and rainbow sheep everywhere, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I’m not even kidding, this place is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of derpy players who are just as crazy as you are? It’s a total blast, bro!

LoveCraftedGoneForCash

Commitment, difficult choices, emotional, emotional attachment, finances, HEARTBREAK, letting go, long-term consequences, love, LoveCraftedGoneForCash, loyalty, MONEY, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, self worth, separation, Tough Decisions, VALUES

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	8184
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of love and never look back? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can trade in your soulmate for diamonds and never speak to them again! Who needs love when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual hugs and kisses from our pixelated NPCs. Love is overrated, but our server is not!