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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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