Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Crops Grown:	8009	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9493	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9351	Magic Items Found:	2271
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4741
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ores Mined:	7714
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Potions Brewed:	151

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	2682	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg