Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fat, fit, Gay, Gay Men, Gender Identity, gross, handsome, lesbians, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9450	Farms Harvested:	562

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Runes Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Votes:	2222	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	2094	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Items Found:	5926
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	2468
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	869408
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crops Grown:	2689	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Animals Bred:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	187	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!