Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	74
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4793	Dragon Eggs Found:	6453
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	1043	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	222
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ores Mined:	3632
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crops Grown:	5234
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8026
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.