Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9104	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	1670	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9678
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.