Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9533	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	1769
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Star Shards Collected:	186	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchantments Applied:	265
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	500385	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	787962

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!