Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	988
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	84997

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.