Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

ancient civilizations, ancient Earth, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial phenomena, cosmic events, Crafty, discovery, Earth, Earth’s atmosphere, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Fun, geology, History, planet formation, planetary rings, planetary science, Ring, ringed, Science, Space, space exploration

so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PissPvP

action, battle, Blisssmp, challenge, Competition, Duels, Explore, fierce, Friends, Gems, Glory, INTENSE, KitPvP, lobby course, Parkour, Public, PvP, Server, Survival

Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

What can you expect?

– Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Beans And Rice SMP

15+ years of age, Architectural Dreams, Build-oriented, collaboration, Community Projects, creative minds, creativity, discord server, friendly community, imagination, individual creations, interview, Master Builders, minecraft server, Mini Games, new techniques, Survival, Survival Games, Survival World, Whitelist

Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ores Mined:	1311
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

Allowed, Armor statues, Community, Coreprotect, Cosmetic Items, custom texture pack, Datapacks, Discordsrv, Dragon.., Ender, event coins, Events, hermitcraft, Highways, Land, LandersYT, members, October, pillaging, player heads, Roads, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Shop permits, shulker boxes, Single player sleep, Staff Team, teleport command, Vanilla

LanderYT SMP

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

Server Tweaks

Custom Texture Pack	A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
Teleport Command	Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
Datapacks	Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

Events

Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Staff Team

We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

Application Process

To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

Join us now: Discord Link

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

England Thank You Minecraft Server

british culture, British customs, British etiquette, British History, British identity, British manners, British nationalism, British phrases, British politeness, British pride, British society, British traditions, British values, cultural exchange, england, Gratitude, international relations, Minecraft, politeness, Server, thank you, United Kingdom

Thank You! 🇬🇧

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

advertisement, Anime, anime industry, anime marketing, anime promotion, anime release, anime trailer, anticipation, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Marketing, Minecraft, Months, new anime, Promotion, promotion strategy, promotional efforts, push, Release, sakamoto days, smp, Trailer, Upcoming

Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegretCraft

budgeting, buyer’s remorse, cheaper prices, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNTS, financial decisions, frugality, hindsight, hindsight bias, Investments, long-term planning, missed opportunities, regret, RegretCraft, Sales, savings, second chances, shopping regrets, thriftiness, Value

Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1935	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Virtual City

blocks, common, depots, Economy, Factions, Generators, infinite world, item rarity, Keep Inventory, Legendary, legendary items, Newbie world, Radius, Raid, RAID WORLD, Raiding, rare, rare items, Survival, survival mode, Towers, Towny, Upgrade, Vanilla, virtual city

This server has a unique Virtual City game mode where you can purchase structures such as generators, depots, towers and upgrade these structures.

We also keep Vanilla in the Newbie world and Raid world!

Survival mode has an item rarity system: Common, Rare and Legendary.

The Newbie world is an infinite world with keep inventory partially activated.

The Raid world is limited to a radius of 8000 blocks, but this is where you can get and store your Rare and Legendary items!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

Server Name	WeCanGoMining
Server Type	BoxPVP
Description	Experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun!
Server IP	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the server type?

A: WeCanGoMining is a BoxPVP server where players engage in fast-paced PvP battles within enclosed areas.

Q: How can I level up my gear?

A: You can level up your gear by winning battles, completing challenges, and upgrading your equipment through in-game currency.

Q: Is there a Discord server for WeCanGoMining?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server here to connect with other players, get updates, and participate in events.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Rappa’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Feixiao himself would be jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can fly like the Flying Aureus Shot, laugh like Feixiao, and seek the stars like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so lit, even the Arrow that Seeks the Stars would want to join!

With character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, you’ll never run out of epicness to explore. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes – they’re hotter than Lava in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Light Cone Banners when you have us? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0

activism, anti-racism, Black Lives Matter, BNWO, BNWO Duex, civil rights, Duex, equality, Minecraft, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial divide, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial oppression, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, social justice, systemic racism, White Supremacy

Welcome to BNWO Duex, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks or else they will spit on you. – The spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time! – We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? – The only way to level up in our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best Fortnite dance moves and show us what you’ve got! – Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through Morse code. They may be starchy, but they know how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join BNWO Duex today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ShroomyCousinsCraft

21-year-old cousin, 22-year-old male, 30, aita, cousins, Drinking, Driving, furious, giving shrooms, Homeless, job loss, living room, Marine friend, MARINES, Military, psychedelics, regret, research, ShroomyCousinsCraft, Thc, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy stories like the one above are just a regular occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your Marine friends over video games and shared experiences? Look no further! Our community is full of adventurous souls ready to embark on psychedelic journeys together.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. With unexpected surprises around every corner, you never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in. Just like our friend John, who found himself in a sticky situation after taking some mushrooms.

Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the AITA. So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tea Smp

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Join Tea SMP!

IP: 144.217.49.130:25677 Discord: https://discord.gg/qyrkhj5h

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Old School Spigot Survival

Arena, Community, Economy, End.., Essentials, Factions, Gaming, Homespawn, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, Nether, old school, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RoseStacker, Rtp, Server, Spawners, Spigot, Survival

An old school spigot survival server with PVE in the overworld and PVP available in an arena, the nether, and end. Its also got a handful of plugins to give it the old school feel! Homespawn, MCMMO, RTP, Essentials, RoseStacker for mobs spawners and more.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LOLYGRIEF Minecraft server

1.12.2, banner, best, Cool, GRIEFERING, Griefing, Levels, LIVELS, LOLYGRIEF, LOLYGRIF, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, server description, sets, Unique, Waiting

WE HAVE THE BEST GRIEFERING! 1.12.2 WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU FOR THE BEST PVP WITH UNIQUE PLUGINS, LIVELS AND COOL SETS!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.