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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2042 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8990 |
Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!