Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY