Who you gonna MAIN? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Emeralds Found:	478	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Items Found:	5202	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	568	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	182
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	49
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Votes:	9511	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	1701
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Players Killed by Monsters:	8660	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	1358
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4488
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7125	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	New Chunks Explored:	688678