Who is This in Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Towns Built:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Animals Bred:	78	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6438	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Ores Mined:	2648
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2