Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yakiri’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being done dirty like poor ol’ they in this cruel world? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to give you the justice you deserve! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you seek revenge on those who have wronged you. Build epic fortresses, gather allies, and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for redemption! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds rain from the sky on our server – talk about bling bling, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s show the world that karma is a blocky beast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Last Get Dub In Battle Royal Game Anon Minecraft SMP

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If you’re tired of getting clapped in battle royale games, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only battle you’ll be facing is against creepers and zombies! Our server is so lit, even Steve himself is jealous of our epic loot and insane builds.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying dragons and building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players start a boy band and serenade the Ender Dragon into submission.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring battle royale games behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	4835	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	266	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	242034
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StalkedCraft – BFF Edition

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Picture this: You’re casually mining for diamonds in our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere and whispers those words to you. But here’s the catch – she’s actually a secret agent on a mission to save the world from evil mobs who have infiltrated our server! Join us for epic adventures, secret missions, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a hero in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	233
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

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join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezCraftRiotsIndya

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9758	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3568	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	8131
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic 3D dorm party ever, complete with free rings for everyone! We’re celebrating our 7th anniversary with a Nip Event that will make your blocky mind explode with joy. And don’t even get us started on the meta skins – we’ve got party dresses, bunnysuits, love hotels, and even a theme park dedicated to Ark Royal. Plus, our upcoming events include a collab with To Love Ru that will have you mining for diamonds in excitement. But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it faster than a creeper in a thunderstorm. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	735347
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34