Who Are You Doing? | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	168284	Votes:	7904
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	201
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Zombie Dances:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	92
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Villages Defended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	3361

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Votes:	662
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3