| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4651 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6270 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9295 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 423 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5457 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8344 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 246681 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2445 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Votes: | 855 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6479 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1519 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2695 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4094 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3803 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 609 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2522 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 226 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 177 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5539 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6657 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1908 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3408 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8950 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3914 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4831 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
