Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 1904
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 290

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mines Excavated: 2874
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6826

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9205 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 61 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 274339

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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