WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	772804
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	1613
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	217	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6778	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6750
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	2587	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Items Found:	5135	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	84	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4683
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!