Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Zombie Dances: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 962
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY