π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 690 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us and get lost in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden apples, and a disco party every night in the Nether.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, when someone asks you “Which way?”, the only answer is to join our server and never look back!