Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

anger, confusion, Cursing, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, is.., IT, location, looking for, Lost, Minecraft, Quest, search, seeking, smp, swear words, where, where is it, Where the fuck, where the fuck is, where the fuck is it

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	99
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ores Mined:	2352
Love Letters Sent:	20	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me

Echo-Isles

advanced quality of life, brand new players, custom generated, Donate, EchoIsles, Engaging, Kit PvP, loot crates, new players, Other, player community, pvp ban, pvp features, Resource World, server address, Server Rules, setting homes, strong community, Support, Teleporting, unique gameplay, Welcoming Community

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Echo-Isles Server Overview:

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	– SMP gameplay– Setting homes– Teleporting– Economy– MCMMO– Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No
Donation Benefits	Advanced quality of life features
Community	Welcoming and strong
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world, loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Echo-Isles server?

You can join by entering the server address: Echo-Isles.com

2. What features does the Echo-Isles server offer?

The server features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

3. Is the Echo-Isles server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. However, donations for advanced quality of life features are accepted.

4. What is the community like on the Echo-Isles server?

The community is welcoming and strong, always willing to engage with new players.

5. Are there PvP features on the Echo-Isles server?

Yes, the server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning about every hour. Kit PvP is also available to the public.

Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	2082	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Farms Harvested:	428
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Votes:	6977
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1593
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!