Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mines Excavated:	3300	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Votes:	2165

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2464
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
Emeralds Found:	1759	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9548
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft

agency.., baby names, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, Divorce, emotions, ex, ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, judgment, Lies, parenting, relationship, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where drama unfolds like a soap opera, where relationships are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Join our server for a chance to experience the wildest love triangle you’ve ever seen!

Imagine meeting your dream girl at work, only to find out she’s still technically married to her ex and living with him. But wait, there’s more! She’s pregnant with your child and her ex thinks they’re still working on their marriage. Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all – as the baby’s due date approaches, tensions rise over the name choice. Will it be a tribute to the ex-husband or a fresh start for the new family? Join the server to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help decide the baby’s name!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

MineTears: DisneyCryfest

animated, animated classics, animated films, animated tears, Childhood, crying, Disney, Disney emotions., Disney magic, DisneyCryfest, emotional moments, emotions, Family Movies, Heartwarming, MineTears, movies, Nostalgia, sentimental, tearjerker, Tears, touching scenes, unexpected

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Metallic Blaze Extinguishers

#metallic, air quality, Blaze, Chemicals, contamination, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Extinguishers, fire prevention, Fire Retardants, firefighting, hazardous, heavy metals, Metal Contaminants, metals, Pollution, Safety Measures, soil contamination, Suppressants, Toxicity, water contamination, Wildfire

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mines Excavated:	2116
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!

Nomad Nation

auction house, bedrock, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, envoy, hard difficulty, Homes, java, Jobs, king of the hill, multiplayer, nation, Nomad, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, pvp arena, Quest, questing world, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Towns Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	737
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3