Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4749	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Towns Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2023
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9455
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HoneyMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Building Skills Challenges Fun Exploration Community PvP Economy Creative Minigames Sandbox Roleplay Fantasy Monsters Quests Dungeons Crafting Exploration, Vanilla

HoneyMC is a Survival server that offers a unique experience! Join us for exciting adventures, explore, build and evolve your skills in a world full of challenges and fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Galactic Cube SMP

activities, Adventuring, building, Community, Exploring, friendly-atmosphere, Galactic Cube SMP, Helpful Staff, Land claiming, leadership, Minecraft, minecraft adventure, new players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Returning Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming Community

Galactic Cube is a fun and engaging Minecraft server that offers a great experience for new and returning players. With many useful plugins, you can do a variety of things such as protect your creations by claiming your land, toggle PvP on and off to avoid unwanted fights, and enjoy a friendly and welcoming atmosphere with helpful staff and exceptional leadership. Whether you like building, exploring, or adventuring, there’s plenty of activites to do and enjoy. With exciting features and a welcoming community, it’s the perfect place to dive into your next Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Ice Cube – Brain Freeze Edition

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Server Overview

IP	play.cubedao.net
Version	1.8 – 1.21.1

The Survival gamemode is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

IP: play.cubedao.net

Information: https://docs.cubedao.net/

Forums: https://cubedao.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.cubedao.net with the specified version of Minecraft.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines to follow on our server. You can find them in our documentation.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more to enhance your survival experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Craze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and the chance to ride pigs into battle like the true warriors you are. Forget about boring threads, on our server, the only threads you’ll be interested in are the ones where we discuss the best way to build a house out of TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Anonymous SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for epic dance parties in the virtual world, where you can show off your best Kpop moves and impress all your fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground Kpop fan club, where you can gossip about your favorite idols and plan elaborate fan projects. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden Kpop shrine hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Kpop adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next virtual Kpop superstar.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4846	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Brother’s Big Day Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of wedding invitations, maid of honor duties, and grandma drama!

Are you ready to navigate through the twists and turns of family relationships while building epic structures and battling mobs? Our server is the perfect place for players who thrive on chaos and drama!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your grandma’s honor, even if it means missing out on your brother’s wedding. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have a virtual adventure filled with laughter and tears?

Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server today and let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways! Remember, in our server, family feuds are just another part of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoDoorNoProblemMC

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Angry, Apologize.., baby, banging, DESPERATE, Door, Earring, Elevator, Favor, Favors, Help, husband, Knocking, neighbor, NoDoorNoProblemMC, Rude, stranger, Trauma

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ores Mined:	5814
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

QuitLifeInMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and all its responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about all your problems and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the map – find it and you’ll be the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Pig Racing” where you can compete against other players for fabulous prizes (and bragging rights, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join our Minecraft SMP today – because who needs real life when you can have virtual adventures and endless fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBraggerz

Accomplishments.., Achievements, BlockBraggerz, personal growth, Proud, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build elaborate structures in Minecraft? Well, join our server and show off your skills to the world! We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamond blocks that only the most skilled players can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off! So if you’re proud of your Minecraft prowess, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LebCraft: Nasrallah’s Epic Challenge

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have nasrallah daring israel to invade lebanon in speech, making it a HISTORIC OPPORTUNITY for all players! imagine the chaos and excitement as you build and battle in a world inspired by this crazy event. join now for a chance to be a part of the action and create your own legendary moments in minecraft history!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Thermal Charge Harvesting Server

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t in minecraft. we got organic thermoelectric devices dat harvest thermal energy like it’s nobody’s business. charge transfer interfaces? we got dat too, and dey be poppin off like fireworks on da fourth of july. come join us and witness da magic of charge generation like u never seen before. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #crazychargegeneration

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Savage Crafters

Adventure, awesome community, bigchadguys, building, Cobblemon, Economy, Exploration, fabric server, Gaming, latest version Minecraft, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Playtime ranks, pokemon, PvE, Redstone, resource packs, Shaders, Survival, Voting Rewards

BigChadGuys w/Cobblemon Fabric Server! Pixelmon meets latest version minecraft! Voting rewards, playtime ranks, awesome community 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Toxic Network

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, custom challenges, Economy, exciting rewards, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, pillars of fortune, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival, survival custom, Toxic Network, unique experience

Toxic Games is a Minecraft network that offers a unique experience with exciting modes like Skyblock, Survival Custom, and Pillars of Fortune. With support for Java and Bedrock players, Toxic Games guarantees fun for all types of adventurers, providing custom challenges and exciting rewards in every game. Join now and become part of our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	163	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.