Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5411
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	4479

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ores Mined:	7988
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mines Excavated:	1289

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6765
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.