Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	5164	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2191	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.