Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Alien Abductions: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Runes Activated: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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