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Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	297000	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8670
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5614
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	825213
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	1616
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	1969
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, anarchy servers, better than other servers, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, minecraft server, mystics, No Mini-Games, OPEN RECRUITMENT, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, rutube, Survival, tiktok, twitch, ut, Vanilla, version 1.16-1.21.31, Weddings

Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9094	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, antihero, Characters, chick, cinematic universe, comic books, Deadpool, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Mutant, Mystery, name.., question.., smp, Superheroes, tag team, team-up, wolverine, x-men

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, Stories, tesg, treasure trove, Waifulation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

acceptance, Breaking Stereotypes, cross-cultural marriage, Cultural differences, Diversity, girl, global love connections, global relationships, interracial couples, interracial dating, interracial marriage, love conquers all, love is blind, love knows no color, marriage traditions, Marry, marrying outside your race, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, relationships, smp, societal norms, traditional values, White, White girl

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	197	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Normie’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	228
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20