When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PassportPanicMC

China, control, Demands, education, expat, Foreign, Government, influence, International, Limit, Move, PassportPanicMC, Passports, policy, regulations, relations, restrictions, Shocking.., Surrender, teachers, travel

come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7819	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

adhesive bacteria, Bacteria, bio-inspired, biodegradation, Craft, eco-friendly solution, efficient breakdown, environmental impact, innovative research, Mussel-inspired, pet, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticBreaking, proteins, reducing pollution, researchers, sticky bacteria, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, valuable tool, waste management, worldwide

join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	196
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

active users, Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, cross-platform, EaglerSMP, embark, Epic, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gaming experience, HARD, Hug, java, PvE, PvP, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, tight-knit, usual, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Java IP server
Java IP	32.221.180.7
Bedrock IP	31.221.180.7:19132
Description	Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
Community	Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

FAQ

Can I join the server on Bedrock?

Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

What type of server is it?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

How many active users are on the server?

Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

What can I do on the server?

You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

cargo cult vtubing, Content Creation, Cultural differences, digital personas, entertainment industry, Fleshstreaming, handstreams, Identity, internet culture, JP streamers, Minecraft, online identity, online personas, separate accounts, Server, social media influencers, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, Westoid, westoid vtubers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

action, Adventure, Anime, episode 1129, Grand Line, great kino, Koby, long tail tags, Manga, Marine, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Piece, pretty meh, Roronoa Zoro, shonen jump, smp, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	New Chunks Explored:	895617

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27