WheelieCoolCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of mobility! Are you tired of walking around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be struck down by mysterious pains that make you barely able to move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we fully support the use of wheelchairs for all your ambulatory needs!

Join us and experience the freedom of rolling around in style, just like our player (25M) who went to his doctor and got the green light to use a wheelchair in-game. His parents may not understand, but hey, who needs their approval when you’ve got a doctor’s recommendation, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that not only allows but encourages the use of wheelchairs for all your Minecraft adventures, then look no further! Join us and roll your way to victory, because on our server, mobility is key and walking is so last season. See you in the comments, and remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your parents, but who cares)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	5693	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JobOrBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the ultimate ultimatum – join us or miss out on all the fun! Just like this wife gave her husband an ultimatum to get a job, we’re giving you an ultimatum to join our server for some epic gaming adventures.

Imagine a world where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a virtual realm filled with blocks, monsters, and endless possibilities. Just like this husband who has ample time to himself while “working on his projects,” you too can spend hours building, exploring, and crafting to your heart’s content.

Don’t be left feeling resentful like this wife – join our server and let go of all your worries. With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Give yourself the ultimatum to join our Minecraft server today and start your epic gaming journey!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BirthdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings ruining your child’s special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with cake, presents, and creepers exploding in celebration! Our server is the perfect place to make your child’s birthday truly magical.

Don’t let your partner’s big family get in the way of your son’s special day. On our server, we prioritize birthday parties over everything else, because let’s be real, birthdays are way more important than family obligations.

So ditch the family gathering and join us for a party that will go down in Minecraft history. Your son deserves a birthday to remember, and we’re here to make it happen. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	9150

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only luxury items are diamond armor and enchanted tools? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the epitome of extravagance and opulence! Join us for the chance to obtain rare and exclusive items like a golden toilet block or a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks instead of arrows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!

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That this Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! Picture this: you log on and immediately get greeted by a group of diamond-clad warriors riding pigs into battle. The chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s anti-griefing rules, but who reads those anyway?). So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a llama into a volcano while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Only on this epic Minecraft server, my friend.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1008
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!

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LangleyGaming <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/mooncraft-smp-minimoon/">Minecraft Server</a>

LangleyGaming Minecraft Server

Server Address	survivalmc.langleygaming.gg
Server Version	Folia 1.20.6

Step into the world of LangleyGaming, a Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server where chaos reigns and anything goes! This is not your typical Minecraft experience—here, there are no rules, no protections, and no safe zones. From the moment you join, the world is yours to explore, shape, and dominate, but beware: every player you meet could be a friend, a foe, or something worse.

Forge your path in a vast, unpredictable landscape where you can build towering fortresses or raze entire kingdoms. Engage in brutal PvP combat, raid bases, or survive as a lone nomad in the wilderness. The server’s true freedom allows you to create your own story, whether through forming alliances or waging war against others. In this ruthless, lawless world, survival is not guaranteed—only the strongest, most cunning players will thrive.

LangleyGaming offers a unique, unfiltered Minecraft experience where your only limit is your imagination—and the actions of other players. Join now and carve your legacy in this unforgiving, anarchic universe!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on this server?	No, there are no rules on LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. It’s an anarchy server where anything goes.
Can I protect my builds from other players?	No, there are no protections for your builds on this server. Be prepared to defend them yourself.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You need Minecraft version Folia 1.20.6 to join LangleyGaming Minecraft Server.
Is PvP allowed on this server?	Yes, PvP combat is allowed on LangleyGaming. Be prepared to fight for your survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	4022
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Want to see a giant chicken rampaging through a village, laying explosive eggs everywhere? You’ll find that here too!

And if you’re wondering if Ethereum is dead, fear not because on our server, Ethereum is very much alive and kicking! In fact, our players have built an entire city made out of Ethereum blocks, where the streets are paved with cryptocurrency and the buildings are filled with virtual riches.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory in the most absurd ways possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoDrunkCraftLand

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ForeverCraft

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Remember that one game you played as a kid that made you feel like a total boss? Well, imagine that game on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6886	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	559	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Spooky Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HospitalHottieGFHome

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineMindZen

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Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

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lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.