Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
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