What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	4975	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4840
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	New Chunks Explored:	925610
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Farms Harvested:	365

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Crops Grown:	5410	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	4495	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchantments Applied:	129	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

at chapter 5 and it’s fucking boring, bad, decide to do the DLC instead, far from, FE: Path of Radiance, finally get to play it, Fun, get excited to play it, Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP, heard about, meme, Playing, praise, Radiant Dawn., still bored, strength, three houses, waifu power, years hearing about how great this game

Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.