What The Fuck Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BedroomBattlesMC

bedroom sharing, BedroomBattlesMC, daughter’s bedroom, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, gender dynamics, household arrangements, Parental authority, parenting decisions, personal space, shared living space, sibling accommodation, sibling communication, sibling disputes, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, teenage emotions, teenage entitlement

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Void Gems Collected:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of personal space, just like this family with their three kids! Join us and claim your own virtual room to avoid any sibling squabbles over sharing a bathroom.

On our server, you can build your dream bedroom without any interruptions from pesky siblings. No more barging into someone else’s space just to have a moment of peace and quiet. Plus, if you’re the oldest sibling, you’ll get special treatment just like in this crazy real-life story!

So come join us and experience the ultimate freedom of having your own virtual room, where you can decorate to your heart’s content and never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about personal space and sibling dynamics?

GameWorld SMP: LastGameLand

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Digital realm, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, game world, GameWorld, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, LastGameLand, multiplayer, open world, role playing, simulation, Single player, smp, video games, virtual environment, virtual world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! It’s a total madhouse and we LOVE it!

Join our server if you want to experience the most epic adventures ever. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking parrot who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insanity!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because things are about to get WEIRD!

MineCraftJobz

Careers, depression-proof, depression-proof careers, essential jobs, in-demand careers, job security, Jobs, MineCraftJobz, recession proof, recession-proof industries, recession-proof job market, recession-proof job opportunities, recession-proof job sectors, recession-proof jobs, recession-proof occupations, recession-proof professions, recession-proof skills, recession-resistant, stable careers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4695	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being broke in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all your financial worries will disappear! Our server is so recession depression proof that even the Ender Dragon is filing for bankruptcy!

Become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds, selling enchanted items, or even starting your own virtual business selling pixelated potions! Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual millionaire on our server?

Join now and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explodes! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to escape the real world and live a life of luxury in the Minecraft universe!

BlocktopiaPeaceTroops

BlocktopiaPeaceTroops, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, ground, international relations, military intervention, Peace, peace enforcement, Peace Mission, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Protect, Ready, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6282
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

lol this server is like if u put troops on ground in Ukraine but instead of war its all about peace and minecraft!!! join us for epic battles with creepers and skeletons to protect the land from evil!!! we have crazy builds and mini games that will make u pee ur pants from laughing so hard!!! come join us and be a hero in the world of blocks!!!

CaveMC

bedrock, Biomes, Brutal, CaveMC, Clans, Competitions, crossplay, decision, java, media coverage, Resources, Scarce, semi anarchy, strategy, Structures, Survival, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only Overworld

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire overworld is underground. Built with custom world generation developed by real Minecraft developers, there is no surface—only an expansive, fully underground world filled with biomes, resources, and structures. Survival is brutal, and only the most resourceful players will thrive.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – The overworld is cave-only, generated with custom world generation code. No surface—just the depths below. All Vanilla Biomes & Structures – Every biome from Minecraft 1.21.4 exists underground, along with all structures—villages, strongholds, mineshafts, ancient cities, and more. Classic Nether & End – The Nether and End are completely normal and fully enabled for full progression. Fight for Custom Endgame Items – Powerful, server-exclusive items designed to enhance the underground survival experience. Only the strongest will claim them. Clans & Competitions – Team up, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance. Enhanced Vanilla Survival – Classic survival with an unforgiving twist—resources are scarce, strategy matters, and every decision counts. Media Coverage – Major events and server developments will be recorded and posted to official CaveMC media accounts. Java & Bedrock Crossplay – CaveMC is fully accessible for both Java and Bedrock players!

What Makes CaveMC Unique?

A True Cave World – The overworld is cave-only, generated with custom world generation code. No surface—just the depths below.
All Vanilla Biomes & Structures – Every biome from Minecraft 1.21.4 exists underground, along with all structures—villages, strongholds, mineshafts, ancient cities, and more.
Classic Nether & End – The Nether and End are completely normal and fully enabled for full progression.
Fight for Custom Endgame Items – Powerful, server-exclusive items designed to enhance the underground survival experience. Only the strongest will claim them.
Clans & Competitions – Team up, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance.
Enhanced Vanilla Survival – Classic survival with an unforgiving twist—resources are scarce, strategy matters, and every decision counts.
Media Coverage – Major events and server developments will be recorded and posted to official CaveMC media accounts.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay – CaveMC is fully accessible for both Java and Bedrock players!

Join our discord here!

Check out our media here!

Server IP: CaveMC.net

Bedrock IP: CaveMC.net:20158

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	Yes, it is an enhanced vanilla server with custom world generation.
Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, CaveMC is accessible for both Java and Bedrock players.
How do I join the server’s discord?	You can join the discord here.
What makes CaveMC unique?	CaveMC is the first semi-anarchy server with a cave-only overworld, custom world generation, and challenging survival elements.

Curious Explorer’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, 4chan, browsing habits in relationships, browsing history in relationships, Curious, curious about relationships, Explorers, Haven, hiding browsing habits, hiding online activity, hiding online behavior, internet use in relationships, never had a girlfriend, online activity in relationships, online behavior in relationships, online browsing habits, online privacy concerns, online privacy in relationships, online secrecy, relationship concerns, relationship doubts, relationship insecurities, relationship trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hiding anything from your imaginary girlfriend because she won’t exist!

We have a community of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you can bond over your shared lack of real-life relationships.

Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can spend all your time building epic structures and battling virtual monsters?

Come join us and escape from the harsh reality of having to hide your 4chan browsing habits from a non-existent significant other!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment hunting, BETRAYAL, BlockPartyMansion, co-dependency, comfort zone, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional manipulation, emotional stress, family conflict, INDEPENDENCE, misunderstandings, moving out, parental interference, personal boundaries, relationship issues, self-care, Support, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, misunderstandings, and overbearing moms!

🌙 The night of the falling out: Watch as Dan, the performer, struggles to navigate between his supportive girlfriend and his controlling mom. Will he choose love or family? Find out on our server!

💔 From under cutting support to verbal abuse, this server has it all! Join now to witness the drama unfold in real-time as relationships are tested and emotions run high.

👩‍👦‍👦 Can’t get enough of co-dependent family dynamics? Our server is the perfect place for you! Watch as Dan’s mom inserts herself into his relationship and causes chaos at every turn.

🏠 Will Dan choose to stay in the comfort of his parent’s house or will he take a leap of faith and move out with his girlfriend? The suspense is killing us, and you won’t want to miss a moment of it on our server!

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Compliment, CompliMentor, Confidence, Emotional support, encouragement, kind words, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positivity, praise, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-validation, smp, validation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	6831	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG you guys, like this server is lit AF! Like, I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and was like “Nice pickaxe bro” and I was like “Thanks creeper, you’re not so bad yourself”. It was so random but like, totally made my day. You should join this server because the mobs are so friendly and the grass is always greener on our side. Plus, our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and won. True story bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! #BestServerEver #CreeperCompliments

BlockBusterHits

Beloved, BlockBusterHits, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, classic, dialogue, Entertainment, FAMOUS, Favorite, film, iconic, memorable, Movie, Nostalgia, plot twist, repeat, repeat viewing, rewatch, Scene, Watched

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australians, billionaire, controversial figure, data analysis, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, INTENSE, media coverage, negative sentiment, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, social media backlash, spacex, survey results, technology entrepreneur, Tesla CEO, trending news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you wanna escape the drama of hating on Elon Musk, come join us in this epic Minecraft world where you can build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens.

we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about that dude Elon Musk and his fancy cars.

so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Chilltown

Beautiful, Chilltown, Community Focused, Custom, Democracy, Enchants, Feedback, Friends, Ip:, Join, Land claiming, mobs, novel, pay to win, Relaxing, smp, suggestion, Survival, Tools, Unique, weapons

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Chilltown Minecraft Server Overview

IP	rd.Chilltown.eu

WHAT IS CHILLTOWN?

Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that expands the vanilla challenge and gameplay, while still keeping the vanilla feel. We just released the 1.21 server last week! We have little to no kids, though they are welcome. Chilltown started in August 2019 with the goal of providing players with a unique and relaxing place to play with their friends.

Key Features:

Custom beautiful World
Seasons
Custom Mobs & Weapons
Custom Tools & Enchants
Chunk-based land claiming system (no golden shovel!)
Non Pay to Win

Sounds interesting? Come join us at IP: rd.Chilltown.eu

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Chilltown?	You can join the server with the IP rd.Chilltown.eu
Are there any age restrictions on the server?	There are no age restrictions, but most players are older teens and adults.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, Chilltown has dedicated feedback and suggestion channels for players to submit their ideas.
Is the server Pay to Win?	No, Chilltown is a non Pay to Win server.

Mystic Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, mystic, No. 931413682 Anonymous ylyl Funny Humor Comedy Laugh Jokes Entertainment Internet Meme Viral Social Media Online Digital Hilarious LOL Laughter Chuckle Amusing, Realms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, I swear it’s like a farm disco up in here.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like Thriller up in this server, I’m telling you.

Plus, the creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs. Who knew explosions could be so heartwarming?

So come join us on this server where the mobs are more like a dance troupe and less like a threat. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, bro.

MommaNeedsDiamonds Minecraft Server

ah, bills, Boundaries, car loan, Conflict, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, debt collector, family, financial responsibility, full-time worker, Graduation, internet, learner’s permit, loan, Minecraft, MommaNeedsDiamonds, new car, overseas trip, parents, refusal, Server, Siblings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like taking out loans for family members? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your financial troubles behind!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world, collecting diamonds and building your dream castle, when suddenly your mom pops up in the game asking you to take out a loan for your little brother’s virtual car. But fear not, on our server, you can simply block her and continue on your quest for riches without any consequences!

With our server, you can escape to a world where the only loans you’ll be taking out are from the virtual bank to expand your virtual empire. Say goodbye to real-life debt collectors and hello to a world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow Minecraft players.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual solution to your family drama while you’re at it!

Nephew-Free Zone: SIL’s Mom Edition

abandonment, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Complications, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, Edition, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, Help, mom, mother-in-law, NephewFree, relationship, REST, sils, sister-in-law, stress, Support, tough situation, verbal fight, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and crazy in-laws! Join us for a fun and relaxing experience away from all the wh*re-calling, conservative, judgmental relatives.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no annoying mother-in-laws to criticize your every move. Explore our vast world and create your own peaceful oasis, free from verbal fights and unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 😉

CraftyCrafter SMP: “Just like Minecraft SMP, but with more crafting!”

Clever, clever slogans, Crafting, CraftyCrafter, creative thinking, creativity, Everyday Humor, everyday items, everyday life, everyday object, funny, honest slogan, humor, imagination, Minecraft, mundane objects, original, playful, quirky, smp, tagline, Thought-provoking, Unique, Witty

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds. Plus, our admins are like, unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes.

Join our server if you wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you wanna build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

And like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get weird together!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	3502
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6