What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

unstoppable force, immovable object, mind-bending, incomprehension, Absurdity

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Celestia Towny Crafting Tales

Semi Vanilla, Towny, Creative Nation Formation, Historical City Development, epic exploration adventures
Celestia Worldbuilding

Type: Semi-vanilla Features: Towny, Worldbuilding, Nationbuilding

Celestia Worldbuilding is a fresh Minecraft server. It works with both Java and Bedrock. This place is for folks who want more than just the usual SMP. Here, the world is made by players through stories, builds, and fun.

What Makes It Special?
Join the First Wave!

Now is the time to be part of something big. Shape the future of the server. Create a capital, a culture, or a legend that feels real.

Connect with Us

Join our Discord: Click Here

The world waits. Step up and make your mark!
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Tea Time SMP: Chill & Build Fun

inclusive player environment, Relaxed Server Rules, Proximity Voice Interaction, Chill, Custom Race Selection

# 🍵 TeaTime SMP

Type: SMP | Mode: Survival | Roleplay Style: Hermitcraft Like | Version: 1.21.4 Community: LGBTQ+ Friendly | Age: 17+ Access: Whitelist | Voice Chat: Simple

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### 📅 Join Us on Discord Join Our Discord

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-Sips tea loudly-

Minecraft fans, look no further! TeaTime SMP is the place to be. This server is all about fun with friends, packed with cool plugins to make your game even better!

### 🎉 What We Offer: – Events: Weekly last life sessions and more! – Players: Builders, redstoners, farmers, and roleplayers welcome! – Voice Chat: Proximity chat, but no pressure to talk. – Rules: Chill and easy, check them on our Discord.

### 🌟 Server Features: – Fun and engaging datapacks – Cool plugins to enhance your game – 9 custom races to pick from – Shopping districts for all your needs – Unique events to keep things fresh – A special offering system to the gods – An intriguing storyline for all players – Custom character creation for your roleplay needs

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Come spill the tea with us soon! 🍵

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ApeTown: No Rules, Just Fun!

Semi-Anarchy Gameplay, diverse community events, Engaging Voice Chat Integration, Strategic Combat Enhancements, semi anarchy

### 🌍 Server Name: ApeTown

### 📜 IP Address: apetown.net

### 🎮 Supported Versions: 1.9 – 1.21.8

### 🗺️ Game Mode: Semi-Anarchy

### 👥 Player Slots: 30

### 📌 Location: Europe

### ✅ Access: Java and Premium Only

### 📣 Discord: Join Us Here

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### 🛠️ Key Features

– 📍 /tpa Command – Teleport to pals fast – 💱 /trade Command – Safe, quick trades – 🏠 /home Command – Set and go home – 👨‍🌾 Pick Up Villagers and Mobs – Move stuff easy – 🔧 Silk Touch Spawners – Grab and place spawners – 🍎 Craftable Enchanted Golden Apples & Cobwebs – 🛡️ CombatLog System – Stops loggers – ⛏️ Increased Ore Drops – More loot for miners – 🧪 Stackable Potions – More room, less mess – 🎙️ Simple Voice Mod Support – Chat close by

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### 👥 Why Join ApeTown?

ApeTown is a true semi-anarchy spot. No resets, no rules (just no hacks). Build it and it stays. Whether you build, fight, or chill — you make the world.

– 🏗️ No world resets – Your builds stay – 🔓 Do what you want (no cheats) – 🚫 No Pay-to-Win junk – 🌐 24/7 Uptime

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### 🔗 Join Us Today:

– IP: apetown.net – Discord: Join Us Here

🔥 Build. Raid. Trade. Survive.

Welcome to ApeTown — your world, your rules.

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SpaceSMP PvP Free 1.21.7

smp, free, innovative mod support, Community-Driven Content, diverse player interactions
SpaceSMP Server Info

Type: SMP PvP: Free Whitelist: Yes Version: 1.21.7

About the Server

SpaceSMP is a fresh vanilla survival server. It has a cozy group of 55 active members. Perfect for chill play!

Server Modifications

Mod Loader: Fabric

Server Mods:
Data-packs

One Player Sleep

Extra Features:
Join Us on Discord

Stay connected: Discord

Come hang out and play!
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BardCraft Vanilla Fun Zone

Social Interaction Zones, Survival Experience Enhancements, active player engagement, Zone, Customizable Player Roles
BardCraft [Vanilla]

BardCraft is a chill server for folks who love vanilla Minecraft. The main goal here is to build a strong community and enjoy the survival vibe.

What You Get:
Join Us!

Hop into our Discord to get started: Join Here
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