What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

disbelief, surreal, strange, existential crisis, Absurdity

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Creeper Free Zone! 18+ Build Fun

Game Night Gatherings, Friendship-Focused Server, Holiday Celebration Events, Book Club Activities, free

# No Creepers Allowed!

[Semi-Vanilla] {Community} {Building} {Age 18+} {Whitelist}

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Creating a fun and safe all-women’s Minecraft server! ♡

About the Server: This server is made to be a safe space for women. The owner knows how it feels to be uncomfortable in games due to bad vibes. Here, you can play, build, and connect with others in a chill and fun place. 💗

What’s Happening: – Fill the world with shops and cute houses – Host fun events like holiday parties and contests – Make long-lasting friendships – Enjoy game nights, book clubs, and movie nights

Join Us: If you want to join, send a PM! Tell us your age and a bit about you. Can’t wait to meet everyone and build this fun community! ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

Important Note: This server is all about safety. No bad vibes allowed! Any weird behavior will get you kicked. The owner will check everyone to keep it safe. Only for NA time zones and ages 18+!

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Simply Vanilla Anarchy EU 1.20

anarchy gameplay experience, collaborative building projects, Enhanced Crafting Techniques, customizable game mechanics, Immersive Role-Playing Scenarios

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

This server has been live since 2019. It’s got a strong Discord crew and lots of active folks. No hacks or dupes here. Pure vanilla vibe with no map resets!

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: Join us!

Website: Check it out!

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

Watch here!

Can you do better? Join Today!

Escape spawn, make your starter base, team up, or stab your pals in the back!

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WorksAsIntended Anarchy Beta

vanilla survival immersion, nostalgia-infused server, multiplayer chaos experience, unmodified game experience, beta version exploration

Minecraft Server Info

IP: 150.136.8.41

Status: Beta 1.9 Prerelease 5

World Start: Infdev 20100327

Rules: No rules, no patches, just pure fun with official files.

Updates: Weekly updates decided by vote.

Versions: Going through all server versions, even snapshots and April Fools.

Join Us: Discord

This server is for those who like it raw and real. No limits, just play how you want!

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Goppy Goobers SMP Fun Zone 18+

Social Gaming Network, dynamic exploration opportunities, Active Multiplayer Environment, age-restricted gameplay, Vanilla Survival Enthusiasts
Goppy Goobers [SMP]

Version: Java 1.21.8 Age: 18+ Whitelist: No Focus: Building Vibe: Friendly Community: Focused

Welcome to Goppy Goobers!

Goppy Goobers is a new vanilla Minecraft server. It’s just a week old and runs on 1.21.8. The crew is all about survival and co-op play. Right now, there are 20 active pals on the server.

What We’re About
Server Details
Join Us!

We are always on the lookout for new friends to play with. Check out our Discord for more fun chats and events!

Discord: Join Us Here

Come hang out and build cool stuff!
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RuneSpark SMP: Chill & Play!

advanced land claiming, relaxing survival gameplay, Chill, challenging boss battles, unique mob encounters
RuneSpark [SMP]

Version: Java 1.21 – 1.21.8 Type: Relaxing Survival Server with Extras!

IP: play.runespark.net Worldmap: Map Here Discord: Join Us

Why Join? RuneSpark is a cool SMP with lots of fun stuff! No mods needed. Just hop in and play. You can build, fight, or chill. There is something for everyone!

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Join RuneSpark for a cozy and fun time!
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