| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 198 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5511 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).
And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 750 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 106 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 314970 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2161 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.
For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.
Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.
The server is completely free to play and has no donations!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4854 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!
We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5696 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
