| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 582229 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, guaranteed to add a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for Weekend Lore General shenanigans or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your gear, sharpen your swords, and get ready to embark on the ultimate Minecraft Skyrim experience on our server! Just be sure to watch out for dragons…they tend to cause a bit of chaos around here.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from selfish mother-in-laws who constantly ask for money for ridiculous things like cigarettes and car payments for cars they don’t even drive. Say goodbye to driving hours to pick them up just for them to make up fake excuses to not see your kids – on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs all that unnecessary stress when you can just mine for diamonds instead?
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We guarantee a drama-free environment where you won’t have to deal with players who blame others for their own mistakes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will wake you up if you oversleep!
Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world while avoiding the wrath of the time management ghost. Don’t be like that one player who missed the bus and blamed everyone else, join us and show off your impeccable time management skills!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1758 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
Or maybe you’re more interested in our annual Ender Dragon Racing Tournament, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging fireballs and TNT explosions. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BAM! Ukraine comes out of nowhere with deep strikes that will make you question your very existence. But don’t worry, because General Budanov is here to save the day with his army of Russian warriors.
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when your peaceful mining session will turn into a full-blown war zone. Trust us, your faith in safety will be shattered in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the chaos!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
join us and you’ll be part of the most epic battle for dominance in the virtual realm. build your own russian empire, conquer lands, and show those ukrainian players who’s boss. plus, we’ve got exclusive russian-themed skins and weapons that will make you feel like a true slav warrior.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time. remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
This is a modded minecraft server for all the mods 9 to the sky. The server will be running at all times on the latest version of the modpack. The server is basically just the modpack with very few tweaks, it is mostly to enjoy the modpack with others. Enjoy!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Just fun No rules
Here you can be free again, like the wind, like the fire. You can build everything You can destroy them all.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 189 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Server Name | Enders SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Number of Active Members | Around 7 |
| Chat Rules | PG-13 at all times |
| Main Focus | Building and fun events |
A: Yes, anyone can join but we are mainly looking for players who want a long-term world to play on.
A: Mainly CET and EST time zones.
A: Yes, the server is great for parents looking to play with their children as we have a mix of adults and children (12-13) on the server.
A: Please PM me (Spencer) if you are interested in joining the server.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
On our server, you can build a giant castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil zombie llamas with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every time you die in the game, a real-life unicorn sheds a tear of joy. That’s right, your demise brings happiness to mythical creatures!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the mundanity of everyday life. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurdity? Let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to test your parkour skills by jumping across a bridge made entirely of exploding creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of emeralds who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him for the throne, or will you join forces with him to conquer the server together?
So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously wacky up in here.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 5169 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience the thrill of working with Linda, the office drama queen turned Minecraft player. Watch as she snaps at other players, cries in the virtual bathroom, and ultimately reveals her pregnancy to the entire server. Who knew virtual block building could be so dramatic?
But wait, there’s more! Be the first to know about all the office gossip and drama as it unfolds in our virtual world. Will Linda apologize to you for her in-game behavior? Will she exclude you from virtual ladies night? The suspense is killing us!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of office drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama begin!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is so awesome, even OP’s sister wanted to move in with us! But sorry, sis, we don’t welcome meanies here. Join us for a place where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about insensitive comments. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for jerks, so you can game in peace.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and won’t have to deal with any rude comments about anyone’s voice. Join now and let’s have some fun together!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5573 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
