| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 241878 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.
come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 247 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9498 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.
So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.
So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4845 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.
But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2523 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 329 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 112 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 81 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Located in Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and Griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protection. |
| [💻] Stable Server Performance | |
| [🌎] No World Resets | Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset. |
| [🍪] Quality of Life Changes | Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play. |
| [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft. |
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.
No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.
So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
