| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 310029 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.
come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.
So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 295 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.
So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.
But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8329 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5893 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Located in Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and Griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protection. |
| [💻] Stable Server Performance | |
| [🌎] No World Resets | Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset. |
| [🍪] Quality of Life Changes | Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play. |
| [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft. |
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.
No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.
So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 118 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?
So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
