| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 426 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Votes: | 7023 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9726 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Ores Mined: | 3795 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2865 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 5527 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3048 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7434 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7031 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 568 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4557 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3881 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Votes: | 2485 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7435 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 38 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4468 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 142 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7347 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5465 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5229 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 600910 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2844 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3520 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Votes: | 3241 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8049 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4963 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5215 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 809 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
