| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9463 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3036 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3685 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4374 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4988 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8614 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8880 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5745 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4741 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7086 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2943 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 304 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4142 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
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| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
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| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
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| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1887 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 98 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3057 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 117 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7736 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5269 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 442 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5474 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5847 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4563 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2145 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
