| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.
But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
On our server, you can create your own unique world and name your creations whatever you want – no family drama allowed! Plus, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battles, all without anyone stealing your baby name.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs cousins sharing names when you can have a pet dragon instead? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the most drama-free server around!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4883 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 387072 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us on this server for some intense PvP battles and epic raids as we navigate through the war-torn landscape of Beirut. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the opposition.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the ruins of the city, guarded by mythical creatures and ancient traps. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of Beirut and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this war-torn world? 😉🎮💣
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 155 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?
don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6180 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
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| Version | 1.20.6 |
| Website | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ |
| Discord | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord |
UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!
A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.
A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.
A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.
A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!
But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!
So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 | Magic Items Found: | 1683 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?
So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
