| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?
And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.
So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1451 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7064 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 706 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2034 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
