| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7824 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 123 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4884 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 286 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1931 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 | Animals Bred: | 121 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9759 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 89 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2775 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7488 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3207 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8485 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1694 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5343 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9252 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3296 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8731 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2902 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4680 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6687 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 948 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2118 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8091 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
