| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3853 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Animals Bred: | 21 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6908 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.
So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 357 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
SURVIVAL!
Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)
Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,
telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!
Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru
-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-
log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.
But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9911 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 1700 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!
2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.
4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7802 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 205 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
