| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2550 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5911 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Animals Bred: | 159 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 567 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2293 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2121 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3623 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 183 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 138 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Crops Grown: | 2706 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9801 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3882 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3149 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3394 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5189 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7546 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 201 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3181 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1826 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3108 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3936 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 101 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5989 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7932 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2004 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9480 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3630 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 7790 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
