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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	2432
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	188
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	3421
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	233	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1590
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	4015	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	3952	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4221

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	5530
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	2105
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	4308
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3