| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4734 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.
Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 187 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 62927 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 71 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Focus | Town-building and community events |
| Unique Approach | No towny or claims plugin, vanilla player-honored system |
| Community | Tight-knit, friendly, drama-free |
| Experience | Vanilla with minor exceptions |
| Security | Robust backups, protection measures against theft and griefing |
| Seasons | Seasons last long for stability and continuity |
| Events | Community-hosted events for participation and fun |
Join our Discord community and follow the application process to become a member.
The server focuses on town-building and community events to foster creativity and collaboration.
Yes, the server maintains a vanilla player-honored system with minor exceptions for gameplay.
Seasons on the server are known to last for stability and continuity, with the latest season just starting.
Yes, the server hosts community events like hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges for players to participate in.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6124 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.
From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!
But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!
So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.
Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?
So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!
But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction. |
| Active PvP Scene | Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts. |
Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.
No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.
Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.
We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.
You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.
So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
