| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7169 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7781 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3612 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Forget about fitting in with the crowd, on our server, we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like how this mom embraces her son’s choice of clothing, we embrace all players for who they are. Who cares what others think when you’re having a blast building, mining, and crafting in a world where judgment is left at the door?
So come on, join us and let your creativity shine brighter than those sparkly pink clothes in this mom’s son’s wardrobe. Don’t be afraid to stand out and be yourself, because on our server, we celebrate diversity and self-expression. Who knows, you might just find a new pair of purple shoes that fit you perfectly!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1987 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1373 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6219 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!
So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7497 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4557 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 162 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
and get this, we got this one player who built a replica of the White House, but with a twist. instead of Trump, we got a giant chicken as the president. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we plan to, like, take over the Gaza Strip in Minecraft? yeah, Trump himself said he’s gonna lead the charge and he might even use American troops. it’s gonna be, like, the biggest battle in Minecraft history, bro.
so, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure and witness the craziest shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 161 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!
Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1211 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱᴇʀarse ᴜʀᴇꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʜ, ꜱ known
ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅꜱ Tᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ
miners.cbu.net:10168
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3141 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Welcome to ValoriaSMP – A World of Adventure Awaits!
Step into a realm where you can build, explore, and conquer! In ValoriaSMP, you will forge alliances, create powerful cities, and shape the world around you. Gather resources, uncover hidden secrets, and prove your strength against rivals. – Exciting events and challenges – Team up or compete with others – Build your own legacy – A vast and immersive world
Will you rise to greatness or be lost to history? The journey is yours to take!
Join now and start your adventure!
ValoriaSMP.minecraftserver.nl
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5032 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9700 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6761 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!
So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5362 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9741 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1385 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
We hope to see you online!
historiapvp.net
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6671 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 69 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!
We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!
Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3657 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2883 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
