| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9226 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?
And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.
So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Crops Grown: | 1680 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4583 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5644 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5314 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!
Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
