| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1129 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9599 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8623 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 84 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2013 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1815 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4976 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 758 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3367 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 215 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3143 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3689 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6875 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2544 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8263 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4653 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8139 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1517 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | New Chunks Explored: | 98125 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 353 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 420 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 172 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7237 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
