| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9155 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3987 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4254 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6738 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9567 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1202 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7079 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7162 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6369 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 305 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4848 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4602 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 121 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8152 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5460 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8544 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2770 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Votes: | 3917 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7666 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3194 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 500 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
