| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 9411 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6246 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.
And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.
Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1581 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 537 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7578 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7268 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7369 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1495 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7244 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 9498 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6231 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3995 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 201954 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 4408 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 329059 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1454 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5710 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 454 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3955 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4299 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 962946 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2815 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3738 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 2435 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4607 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
