| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3454 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?
And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.
So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1290 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Ores Mined: | 5268 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2074 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2930 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7570 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 601784 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 9553 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!
Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
