| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1886 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 178 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7771 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6556 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6633 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 928 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9553 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 482 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2474 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4804 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 803 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5517 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 309 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1386 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9419 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3590 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2614 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 233 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 465 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 167 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5527 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1029 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 188 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
